do you know where your heart is?
do you know where your heart is?

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Apr 18 / 257,716 notes

madeofwut:

casperthefriendlycunt:

ethyne:

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

Touché

Apr 18 / 303,502 notes
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10knotes:

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bex-chan:

stop making villains so attractive it makes me question my morals or what’s left of them anyway

Apr 18 / 152,734 notes
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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
Apr 18 / 17,269 notes

Mild sexual love blog ♥

songofsunset:

inventrix:

0trevskies:

When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect

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when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect

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shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it

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ispytiye:

unitedstatesofmars:

wtf would you do if you bought eggs and when you open the box the eggs are wrinkly like balls and got pubes all over them

i’m going to have trust issues at the grocery store because of this

Apr 18 / 3 notes

therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

Apr 18 / 416,620 notes

sniffing:

Having sex in elevators is wrong on so many levels.

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frienclzonecl:

one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad

Apr 18 / 303,413 notes