extrasad:

i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk

(via welcometomydisaster)

charmancler:

i prefer the term “text post blogger” because let’s face it none of us are humourous

(via gayheterosexual)

shaggydoge:

this is the best sentence to ever describe encountering benedict’s voice for the first time

Accurate.

(via sometimes-sarcastic)

ostracizedpoodle:

am i the only one who doesn’t have a tumblr

(via zackisontumblr)

(Source: sheeran-lv, via edsheerantheginger)

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

(via binky-yellow58)

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

(Source: teambeentohell, via humaposts)

baconmorelikebacoff:

rneerkat:

why did the chicken cross the road

to get the fuck away from your incoming pun

(via refrigeratorlord)