isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before
they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner
stop making villains so attractive it makes me question my morals or what’s left of them anyway
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect
when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect
shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it
wtf would you do if you bought eggs and when you open the box the eggs are wrinkly like balls and got pubes all over them
i’m going to have trust issues at the grocery store because of this